Slawit -by-the- sea re-wire

As we are all aware – we are on lockdown and not allowed to go to the seaside (unless your Scotlands chief medical officer) only in this case Slawit is not really by the sea its Slaithwaite – pronounced Slathwaite or Slawit locally or Slay-thwaite – in the style of a commer inner

It’s a messy job but someone’s got to do it – they asked for downlights and they shall have – by compliance with building regs which means braying holes all around said lights to allow for clearance before battening out and lowering new plasterboard ceiling between joists – a far cry from fanny by gaslight where lead pipe’s still in-situ.